i hate my ob's.

I have ob's.
I have a "BOB."
I have a "ROB".
and sometimes when they team up on me, i hate my ob's.
other times i love them. but today is not one of those times.
especially when one ob- rob- eats all the cookies.
and also later when the other ob- bob- thinks he should have a stand up act but he's not funny, well, at least not his "jokes"
both ob's like mexican food.
both ob's have blackish brownish hair.
both ob's are boys.
both ob's like water.
both ob's wear jeans.
both ob's like arrested development.
both ob's have mac's.
but the best of all- both ob's really like me. which is the bestest thing ever.
i'm lucky i have ob's that love me so much.
really though, they are lucky that i love them too. really, that is what the thing is.